anonymous asked: peggy carter or
you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
… and here i was, sitting here thinking he somehow had his foot in the dog’s butt.
Garnet jamming to spaced out beats
Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE
I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3
Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.
Welcome back to 2003.
My inner 12 yr is cryin rn.
the assassination of Julius Caesar
i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N
"i’m a writer" is always a great excuse
"why are you researching Aztec culture" I’m a writer
"why are you searching poisonous flowers" I’m a writer
"why is there a dead body in your attic" i’m a writer
yeah god forbid you follow your natural curiosity without some self-serving mass-marketed artifice
yes that is the reason why there is a dead body in my attic. natural curiosity.
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes
this was her introducing them to an ACTING LESSON
Imagine your OTP falling asleep during a movie night and waking up tangled in each other, early in the morning.
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
↳ 4/5 Heroes/Heroines: Kida
the forge of solus prime, and solus prime herself
((keep this in mind, kids
the forge is as big as or bigger than booty prime and magnus
solus could wield her descendants))
well shit look at what you made me doooo
i came across that pic in my computer files today and i must say
i am so proud of that one :`)
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