I'm an artist, writer and raging nerd! I'm into Transformers, Gargoyles, LOTR, MCU, TMNT, Dreamworks and basically everything designed to sell toys to five year old boys. Also Game of Thrones, which is not for five year olds of any gender.Beware of NSFW, lots of gifs and periodic crying over various robots/mutant turtles/lawn sculpture/etc. Feel free to strike up a conversation, ask me stuff or just drop by. Female, bisexual, American, 17. Real name is Shelby; I go by that, variations upon, and Haggis, just to shake things up. :)

19th September 2014

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I am going to die of feelings and it's all Mikey's fault. →

slipstreamborne:

I was looking through some HD promo pics of the guys trying to get better references for their various body mods when I noticed that in addition to the turtle tat on his left bicep Michelangelo has some script running down his left forearm.

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Between the fine,…

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19th September 2014

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"April can’t be black cos she’s got redhair!"

dorkinhighheels:

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19th September 2014

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slipstreamborne:

miradole replied to your post: fuck it I need the distraction IT’S DR…

Donnie discovering something and being simultaneously grossed out and amazed by it?

My face when I realized…

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19th September 2014

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owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.

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19th September 2014

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ruslanan:

Chapter “History Bites: Act 2" of "Falling" by fantasiawandering

love this story arch :3

every time - another april -____-

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19th September 2014

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setoangel01:

Oh my gosh, poor Leo! rofl. I’ve had roommates like this and let me tell you — not fun. Anyway, this was not my idea. I got it from HERE. Inspired by the designs of the new beds and the appearance of springs underneath and Mikey driving Leo up the wall. I pictured the guys being around 8-10 years old here. Leo’s trying to be a good leader but it’s daunting when your brothers are driving you crazy and not taking you too seriously. I think Donnie and Mikey were my favorites in this. They’re just so freakin’ cute. Especially Donnie in the 10th panel. I need that cutie in my life.

Anyway, Don’t bother telling me about the terrible quality, I know it’s not a labor of love like my other works. The lineart and coloring is completely crappy but I wasn’t really in the mood to go all the way for this idea. It was just cute, childish, and fun, so a bit out of my comfort zone. Also for being so many panels, I just didn’t feel like it was necessary to put too much effort into it. I may redo it with the brother’s being older(which would be funnier in my opinion) but I like how it came out anyway.

Hope y’all enjoy. I’ll see ya on Sunday! :-)

Aww adorable!!

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19th September 2014

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chloe7yay:

i-always-slytherwin:

Saw this outside a store near my house, please spread! This is in the Spring Valley area of San Diego, but please spread it in case any of your followers are from around here!


yo this is my old classmate’s cousin, boost this.

chloe7yay:

i-always-slytherwin:

Saw this outside a store near my house, please spread! This is in the Spring Valley area of San Diego, but please spread it in case any of your followers are from around here!

yo this is my old classmate’s cousin, boost this.

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19th September 2014

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lygerzero14:

Splinter is best dad

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19th September 2014

Question reblogged from Supershiny with 21,942 notes

typhoidmeri said: Who do you think was the first person Steve Rick Rolled?

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kisleth:

typhoidmeri:

dopemixtape:

typhoidmeri:

dopemixtape:

Steve discovers Roll Rolling one night while working through the list of music recommendations Sam and Natasha had given him.  At first he thinks it’s a random ad popping up in the middle of the music video. Then he reads the comments. Nearly every one involves swearing and the term ‘Rick Roll’d.’ Google, as always, is unbelievably helpful and Steve laughs out loud to himself upon reading the Wiki page.  

Sam is first.

Steve:  Otis Redding is terrific - thanks for the recommendation. Found one you might like. Let me know what you think.

He pastes the link into the text before hitting send. He smirks and waits.

Sam:  Steve Rogers, you Rick Rollin’ sonofabitch! Dammit, man. Who knew Captain America was such a troll?

Steve’s sharp bark of laughter echoes off the walls.  

Steve: On your left

Sam:  You’re an asshole

Sam:  Fifty bucks says you can’t get everyone else

Steve:  I won’t feel bad taking your money, you know?

Sam:  That’s why you’re an asshole.

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IDEK you guise.

Steve: Hey, Clint, thanks for the movie recommendations. Pretty in Pink was great. I liked this one too.

Steve carefully pastes the link in and presses send without a moment of regret. He tosses his phone on the counter and opens the fridge. Halfway through making a pile of sandwiches his phone vibrates on the counter. 

Clint: WTF?

Clint: U rick rolled me.

Steve: Sorry, pal.

Clint: UR an asshole. >:( 

Steve snorts and screencaps the texts. 

Steve: one down.

He attaches the picture and sends it to Sam, laughing to himself as he pulls a carton of milk from the fridge. 

Sam: Why am I friends with you?

Steve: My senior citizen’s discount. 

Natasha doesn’t reply. Steve hasn’t heard anything from her in three days, so he assumes she’s off somewhere on the other side of the world kicking ass and taking names.

He’s walking back to his place one night with a couple of large pizzas, listening to the 60s mix Sam made for him when a little blur of red and black lunges at him from the shadows. His attacker sweeps his legs out from under him and knocks him to the ground. He’s prepared to spring to the defense when he sees it’s Natasha. Steve’s laugh is cut short when she presses a pointed heel against his throat. “Dammit, Nat! You made me drop my pizzas. What the hell?” 

She presses her heel a fraction closer and breathing becomes difficult.

Natasha eyes him coolly with her arms crossed against her chest.  ”I’ve had motherfucking Rick Astley in my head for three days now, you little shithead.”

Steve snorts and immediately regrets it. 

Natasha kicks him in the ribs before offering a hand to help him off the ground.

"Share your pizza and let’s figure out how you’re going to get Stark." 

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(Natasha is having exactly none of your shit, Steve.)

Despite what Tony thinks, Thor has no trouble with Midgardian technology. Humor, yes, but technology no. Steve sends Thor an email, swipes his iPod off the desk and goes out for a run, listening to the 70s mix Sam made him.

unknown number: I hate you.

Steve: Excuse me, I think you have the wrong number.

unknown number: I have the right number, Captain Rogers. Thor has not stopped singing all day.

Steve: I’m sorry, Dr. Foster.

Dr. Foster: No, you’re not. ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ

No, he really wasn’t.

….

Steve finds an acoustic version, heavy on the sitar, of Rick Astley’s notorious hit and asks JARVIS to play it the next time Bruce plays his tea time music.

Two days later they learn that Hulk can’t sing but he can hum.  Rather soulfully, he thinks as he sends a video clip to Sam.

Sam: You fucker, Rogers.

Steve: Five down. One to go.

Sam: Good luck with that one, asshole.

Steve: Better have my money ready, Wilson.

image            (Thor enjoys Midgardian folk tales sung in chanted verse)

Tony is the hardest by far. Steve brings pizza and vodka with him when he visits Natasha, and Clint is there too as a happy accident. He bounces ideas off them and everything he can think of just isn’t enough. They break for the night and he retires to his apartment.

He almost considers giving in to Sam when Tony gives him the answer unknowingly.

Steve is sitting on one of the stools in Tony’s workshop, drawing the Suit (which Tony was tickled over), when DUM-E beeps and nudges his arm. Steve grins and takes the washer they’d been using for ‘fetch’ while Tony mutters to himself and looks over the damage Steve’s body armor had sustained. 

(“It’s impossible!” He’d wailed, looking at the large gashes in the fabric.

"Tell that to my stomach," Steve had replied from the hospital bed where his skin slowly stitched itself back together under the bandages.)

"Hey, Tony." Steve lightly tosses the washer like an extra-small frisbee across the workshop. "Is DUM-E limited to just beeps?"

"No, he has proper speakers, he just refuses to use them for anything else. He doesn’t have the AI functionality of JARVIS. He’s like a baby. A really old baby. Or the mute eldest brother."

Steve smiles brightly when DUM-E comes back with the washer.

——

It’s really easy to get the song onto his iPod.

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It’s almost easier to get the iPod hooked up to DUM-E and get him to push the ‘play’ button once Tony had settled in.

——

The entire team watches through the (thankfully soundproof) glass wall as Tony shouts and chases DUM-E around his workshop.

Steve: Did it.

Sam: Pics or it didn’t happen.

Steve steps into the workshop and records the song playing as DUM-E zips around, Tony chasing him. It sends it to Sam who doesn’t reply for ten minutes.

Sam: I’m paying you in beer. BECAUSE you can’t get drunk. Asshole.

Steve: That’s Captain Asshole to you.

BEST ENDING OF ALL TIME AMG

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19th September 2014

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fullthrottleauto:

How car engine works

Did you know that your car will take in 20,000 cubic feet of air to burn 20 gallons of fuel? That’s the equivalent of a 2,500 sq. ft. house! If your only experience with a car engine’s inner workings is “How much is that going to cost to fix?” this graphic is for you. Car engines are astoundingly awesome mechanical wonders. It’s time you learned more about the magic under the hood! - See more at: http://animagraffs.com/how-a-car-engine-works/#sthash.5GOoh2l8.dpuf

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19th September 2014

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temporaryglitch:

I revamped my humanformer Optimus a little! 

temporaryglitch:

I revamped my humanformer Optimus a little! 

19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Transformers World with 221 notes

Sexual frustration in a nutshell. 

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19th September 2014

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bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


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bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

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19th September 2014

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ryssa-aquicoine:

thankorblamemelater:

((LOOK AT HIS OPTICS TWITCH MY GOD))

MY BABU!!!

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19th September 2014

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officiallyshipped:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate Deadpool

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