I'm an artist, writer and raging nerd! I'm into Transformers, Gargoyles, LOTR, Marvel movieverse, Dreamworks and basically everything designed to sell toys to five year old boys. Also Game of Thrones, which is not for five year olds of any gender. Beware of NSFW, lots of gifs and periodic crying over various robots/superheroes/lawn sculpture/etc. Feel free to strike up a conversation, ask me stuff or just drop by. Stay bammin' slammin'.Female, bisexual, American, currently suffering through the hellish abyss of high school. Real name is Shelby; I go by that, variations upon, and Haggis, just to shake things up. :)
Yes, a bisexual might cheat on you if you date them. Guess who else might cheat on you? That’s right, a lesbian. A straight man. A straight woman. A gay man. A klingon. A hobbit. If you are willing to discount the romantic potential of an entire group of people based on their ability to have sex with somebody other than you, you better stock up on batteries. And what do you think the “B” in “LGBTQIA” stands for anyway? Bananas?
Photoset reblogged from with 221 notes
So I thought someone at /co was pulling my leg until I checked the actual con schedule. THIS IS REAL. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
"If Goliath was having sex with Elisa and came at the exact moment the sun rose, would his erupting cum turn to stone and destroy her internal organs?"
HAHAHHAAAHAHAHA O MY GOD GREG!!!!! I don’t know if I should be amazed that he puts this much thought into everything or think he’s just fucking bonkers. I mean Gargoyles is a universe he built from the ground up so I guess he felt like developing EVERYTHING in it but man, Greg.
Also from the same thread, the YJ and W.I.T.C.H. stuff for those interested (sadly i can’t find anything on Spectacular Spider-Man in this person’s write up)
>Artemis lost her virginity at a young age (12-14), but was smart enough to always use condoms.
>Dick Greyson is a perfect gentleman who loves sex. He keeps a strong friendship with his many, many ex-GFs.
>Contrary to a certain song by the Birds of Prey, the Flashes “go and go and go.”
>Megan and Superboy experimented with a number of different superheroines for him to fuck, not just Black Canary.
>In addition to the TV series that Megan watched to learn human interaction from, she also watched a great deal of porn. Occasionally, she would shift into one of the porn stars from these “instructional videos” to amuse Superboy.
>Greg confirmed that all five of the W.I.T.C.H. protagonists were still virgins by the end of season two and confirmed the existence of a lesbian couple in the show. However, I missed the names and I’ve never watched the show. I think he might have been talking about Narissa and Cassidy, but I can’t 100% confirm that.
I guarantee you that the DCAU and A:TLA guys all have notes on this sort of thing.
And yes, I was in the room, it was Nerissa and Cassidy. Also, Irma is a lesbian.
Reblogging like a madwoman for the Goliath/Elisa parts O_O
and every other part for that matter!!!
Man, Demona/Macbeth sex… Must have been absolutely mind-blowing! How come he didn’t notice anything?!
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
I reblog this every time I see it
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”
NICE GOIN’, STEVE.
what an important post.
The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains
Within the sound of silence
(( Here, let’s remove all the negativity from my blog with a WIP of Beatbox dancing. ))
LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING
THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS
rub me on your body
ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT
IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.
i’m so fucked up
AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.
This post is my life force
note to self: make an audio post of this
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS AN AUDIO POST
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
you can call a character your precious baby, and gush over them, and think they’re the greatest thing ever,
and still recognize that they’ve done some pretty nasty shit.
please and thank you.
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